Phewz!
i passed all my modules! damn heng sia.. had nightmares of taking the supp paper sometime back man...lucky!!
wow.. been weeks since i last blogged! heard from my lecturer few days ago that the lifespan of a blog is usually no more than 8 months.. haha.. i wonder if mine will ever last tat long.. but i'll try! =)
well, been out almost everyday since exams ended. initial reason was to find a vacation job but apparently i'm neither handsome nor chio enough to take up certain sales position and i resort to selling a day of some coupons for a particular f&b (food and beverages) company in the name of charity. sounds familiar?
yeah, those damned jokers who go around the streets bugging and pestering people to buy their coupons. worst of all, some even claimed that they belong to some unknown marketing and advertising company. i should say that these bunch of jokers are psychotic, mindless and brainwashed assholes who believe that they can make a living outta selling these coupons. to a certain extent, the income system they follow is very similar to multi-level marketing, or MLM. once they start off as an entry level salesperson, they will need to go around the island selling coupons. for every booklet of coupon they sell, they will be given a specified amount and the more u sell, the more attractive the amount becomes.
thus, these psychotic, mindless and brainwashed assholes will try their every mean to make u buy their coupons as long as they sell a minimum of ONE booklet, which consists of 10 coupons. once they done that, they get the money. anything more is bonus.
best part: promotion. gaining a level up is easy, according to some of them. the first criteria is to sell a minimum of 16 booklets (160 coupons) within a week. once they hit 16, they will have a place to attend a so-called "leadership course" to become "team leaders". apparently, more intense brainwashing takes place. this time round, they engage in more convincing topics like business management and leadership (well, "101 ways of disturbing ppl on the streets" and "how to identify ppl in a hurry and irritate the hell out of them" are most likely the topics they cover). they piss me off man.
after "team leaders", they rise up the ladder to become "managers". by this time, they should already have a strong and solid base of psychotic, mindless, brainwashed assholes who goes around, yah, sell coupons, lor. these "managers" can then slack for all they want as they will get to claim a certain amount, say 2 bucks, for every booklet sold by those under his charge.
so this bunch of psychotic, mindless, brainwashed assholes will exhaust every bit of their sweat and saliva to persuade ppl to buy the coupons in the hopes of becoming like their "managers" and these "managers" just need to slack as much as they want and collect their cash at the end of the week.
wow.
if systems like this prevails in our society, wun be surprised if everyone becomes experts in taking "short cut routes" and turning lazier and lazier.
why?
well, the bugger who sells coupon may say, "all i need to do is to sell 16 booklets and go for the training. once i become a manager, i can slack and wait for money to roll in!!"
for a multi-level marketer: "just need five downlines and if every downline finds me five more downlines, and these downlines finds me more downlines, i can just sit at home and count the money!"
(pt to note: similar to the "manager" mentioned above, multi-level marketers earn money everytime a new downline is added into their scheme as usually, these ppl need to pay a sum of money, can be in terms of buying a bundle of products or simply, "membership fees". these ppl den rip off a little from every new downline added. so the more downline u have, the more $$ u earn.
therein lies the main difference b/w MLM and the coupon thingy as the latter need not pay anything to begin their downward "corporate ladder climb". thus this coupon thingy naturally appeals to sch leavers, dropouts and dumbasses like me who walked right straight into the lump of brown matter only to realise that its shit after stepping on it..)
ya right. so wat kinda person will it turn out to be if he/she is ingrained with such perpectives of making money? or even worse, carving out a career? do this and do this and if i can achieve that, i can just slack one corner and wait for $$ to come.
pardon me if u disagree, but nothing is so easy in this world man. how can u make sure that ur downlines find u more downlines, and those under ur charge sell as many booklets that make u enough money to live ur life?
wake up lah, brudda.
bottomline is, if u are stupid enough and have lotsa free time to spare, try the coupon selling thingy. if u stupid enough and have lotsa cash to spare, well, try MLM by all means.
all these can very well be opportunities to make more money, it wud never ever be a good idea to live on them.